i probably just orgasmed at the same time with someone else in the world
I think I found the perfect valentines day card at target
I know you’re tired of loving, of loving, with nobody to love.
when I was thirteen and still in catholic school I was talking to this guy one time and was saying something that led to me saying “what the fuck” except I sort of mumbled and he was all like “you can cuss in front of me I don’t care” so I repeated myself and he was just “gASP I THOUGHT YOU SAID HECK!!?!” and I will never forget that