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frenchfrycoolguy:

this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good

frenchfrycoolguy:

this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

w

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homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

image

shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

(Source: haringtonskits)

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

image

Thanks satan.

(Source: jimmy-the-satanist)

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

stigmartyr762:

helioscentrifuge:

combeferret:

kitties are kitties no matter what size

sploosh

That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.

(Source: togifs)

alishalovescats1701:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

the last one though

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

prasejeebus:

This belongs in a museum

damedonger:

damedonger:

MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED

now my sim got this moodlet

harsh

damedonger:

damedonger:

MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED

now my sim got this moodlet

harsh

alltimejackalow:

You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.